This may be the greatest thing ever.

This may be the greatest thing ever.

(Source: zvunderbahr, via sirkemper)

bubblerevolution:

so jontron said something was retarded on twitter and now tumblr is mad at him

meanwhile jon’s probably like

image

That whole fiasco is moronic anyway. Calling something retarded is a legitimate use of the word, it wasn’t just made up out of nowhere to be used on the mentally handicapped. Now if he called a person a retard, you could have a valid complaint. But refering to a defunct and poorly designed system like Playstation Now? No, that’s actually correct. It would be more scandalous if he called Playstation Now developmently disabled.

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meidosuji:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it

Barney would be proud.

meidosuji:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it

Barney would be proud.

(via pyroswegotthose)

brutalmoose:

nintendofanftw:

Falcon thrust

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better…

Dear lord, look at the size of that banana. Somewhere David Bowie is sad, for his banana will no longer be children’s first intro to wang.

brutalmoose:

nintendofanftw:

Falcon thrust

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better…

Dear lord, look at the size of that banana. Somewhere David Bowie is sad, for his banana will no longer be children’s first intro to wang.

(via whitelightning14)

This sums up what Tumblr has become.
Fuck your ‘trigger words.’ Fuck your ‘shaming.’ Fuck your ‘privilege.’ YOU ARE NOT HELPING ANYTHING BY BEING A SELF IMPORTANT PRICK.
Equality is a two way street.

This sums up what Tumblr has become.

Fuck your ‘trigger words.’ Fuck your ‘shaming.’ Fuck your ‘privilege.’ YOU ARE NOT HELPING ANYTHING BY BEING A SELF IMPORTANT PRICK.

Equality is a two way street.

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i already said i was a man why is this still happening

I think this reply chain perfectly sums up the internet. I call it: “What is reading comprehension?”

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i already said i was a man why is this still happening

I think this reply chain perfectly sums up the internet. I call it: “What is reading comprehension?”

(via dexbonus)

JFC I love Kevin Spacey. A great actor, a great impressionist, and way funnier than he probably ought to be. STOP IT KEVIN, YOU’RE MAKING THE REST OF THE WORLD LOOK BAD.

JFC I love Kevin Spacey. A great actor, a great impressionist, and way funnier than he probably ought to be. STOP IT KEVIN, YOU’RE MAKING THE REST OF THE WORLD LOOK BAD.

(Source: putonyourbathingsuits, via sirkemper)

"Jesus was a radical, non-violent revolutionary who hung around with lepers, hookers and crooks; wasn’t American and never spoke English; was anti-wealth, anti-death penalty, anti-public prayer (M 6:5), but was never anti-gay; never mentioned abortion or birth control; never called the poor ‘lazy’; never justified torture; never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes; never asked a leper for a co-pay; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, community-organizing, anti-slut-shaming, Middle Eastern Jew."

JOHN FUGELSANG (via mayahansens)

And this is why I badmouth zealotous Christians, but never bash the existance of Jesus. Because he was an OG civil rights activist, it’s just that the religion that diefies him distorts everything into horrible bullshit. Religion isn’t a bad thing, but the shit that is done in the name of religion often is.

It’s also why two of my best friends have been very religious Christians (one is even a missionary now), but both also understood that teachings and dogma have been distorted, and neither ever judged my life decisions. As the book even says, hate the sin, not the sinner. If you think homosexuality is a sin, so be it, but don’t hate on gay people because they practice it.

(Source: inothernews, via whitelightning14)

deanthedemon:

huggingsherlockinthetardis:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

Im so confused am i meant to add them iM SO CONFUSED

God dammit

This may be one of the greatest jokes I’ve ever laughed at. Well played. (spoiler for those that don’t get it in the tags)

deanthedemon:

huggingsherlockinthetardis:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

Im so confused am i meant to add them iM SO CONFUSED

God dammit

This may be one of the greatest jokes I’ve ever laughed at. Well played. (spoiler for those that don’t get it in the tags)

(via whitelightning14)

Tags: dr. seuss

whitelightning14:

littlesarge:

fuzzysgotathing:

shinobimagi:

torterrahs:

cornfucker:

fartiest:

thatblondeperson:

I’m blonde…and I can make an army of blonde people?

you know

…

Perfection. I live in the pokemon world and I’m OP as fuck

I’m a ninja wizard *drops mic*

Shinboi is literally the deviantart of super heroes

So Fuzzy is a fuzzy and he has this thing.
And I am pretty much The Atom with military training.

Why don’t cha take a guess? Tho I would like it if it was more thunderstorm side of lightning rather than mechanical.

I’m already named after this BAMF:

Who then turn into a fucking Oni, and becomes even more retarded awesome. What more do you want than a badass samurai that bends fire, ice and wind to his will?

whitelightning14:

littlesarge:

fuzzysgotathing:

shinobimagi:

torterrahs:

cornfucker:

fartiest:

thatblondeperson:

I’m blonde…and I can make an army of blonde people?

you know

Perfection. I live in the pokemon world and I’m OP as fuck

I’m a ninja wizard *drops mic*

Shinboi is literally the deviantart of super heroes

So Fuzzy is a fuzzy and he has this thing.

And I am pretty much The Atom with military training.

Why don’t cha take a guess? Tho I would like it if it was more thunderstorm side of lightning rather than mechanical.

I’m already named after this BAMF:

Who then turn into a fucking Oni, and becomes even more retarded awesome. What more do you want than a badass samurai that bends fire, ice and wind to his will?

(Source: zeekayart)

whitelightning14:

ofllamasandvideogames:

zferolie:

clauncher:

I saw someone say to do this so i did this

HAHAHAHAHA

This one’s even better.

The captain will be in it. Don’t worry.

Dammit, now I want a playable Ralph. Screw Falcon.

whitelightning14:

ofllamasandvideogames:

zferolie:

clauncher:

I saw someone say to do this so i did this

HAHAHAHAHA

This one’s even better.

The captain will be in it. Don’t worry.

Dammit, now I want a playable Ralph. Screw Falcon.

(via pyroswegotthose)

Recently downloaded the demo of Tearaway on my Vita, and something really struck me. Not the visuals, which are great, or the cute story style. Something way more subtle. Watch the first 50 seconds and see if you can catch it.

Did you see it? Something so innocuous, and yet pretty powerful to many people. When showing the standard gender cutouts you see on bathroom doors and such, it asks you “Would you prefer to be addressed as male or female?” Basically Media Molecule found a very nice way to acknowledge the trans community without making it overt or intrusive. Good on you MM. This is how you do inclusion right without making it heavy handed or poorly represented. 

southpauz:

"You’re so innocent!"

You’d think so, wouldn’t you…

This is totally me. Except the no swearing part. I have the mouth of a fucking sailor. But man, the shit that goes on in my head would disturb people. :D

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My Watch_Dogs experience in a nutshell.

First Ubisoft lost my order from May 1st when I used my promo code for buying an EVGA GTX 770. After dealing with the idiots at support, game was added to my account 5 minutes before it’s actual launch. Cue waiting for it to download, which it failed to complete doing twice, both at 100%. Second time I had to shut down uPlay and relaunch for it to realize “oh, I guess I’m done.”

Finally start game up, click start new game, crash. Try again, crash. Repeat three times before looking online for possible solution. Only find "don’t install to Program Files (x86) folder" which, fyi, is the uPlay default location. So I try to move the files to fake a reinstall, which it won’t let me, so cue another download to a new location on my SSD. Still crashes. Third attempt at download to my HD, more annoyance with download failures, still fucking crashing.

Off to a smashing start, aren’t we Ubisoft? If my top of the line computer can’t run this piece of shit, I dread how it’ll work on lower end machines, if at all.

Sidenote: Holy fuck the new version of uPlay looks like spunk covered shit. Here, have this irritating forced Facebook integration shit you can’t turn of or remove!

loltaku:

If you ever wanted a more concise take-down of Kotaku, this works.

How did he never bring up the point that every one of those images used in the video have Brian fucking Ashcroft as the author? I actually went to that shit site years ago, and Ashcroft was the sole reason I couldn’t tolerate it anymore. Even in shit he didn’t write he’d troll the comments with half truths, misinformation, and straight up lies on subjects. Often times issues I had done ACTUAL RESEARCH on, and knew he was goddam wrong. But yet, I butted heads with him so often the cuntbag banned me.

And for that I am thankful. I never had to suffer the shitstorm Kotaku is today, other than my friends doing shit like making up bogus stories for them.

(via sirkemper)