This sums up what Tumblr has become.
Fuck your ‘trigger words.’ Fuck your ‘shaming.’ Fuck your ‘privilege.’ YOU ARE NOT HELPING ANYTHING BY BEING A SELF IMPORTANT PRICK.
Equality is a two way street.

This sums up what Tumblr has become.

Fuck your ‘trigger words.’ Fuck your ‘shaming.’ Fuck your ‘privilege.’ YOU ARE NOT HELPING ANYTHING BY BEING A SELF IMPORTANT PRICK.

Equality is a two way street.

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i already said i was a man why is this still happening

I think this reply chain perfectly sums up the internet. I call it: “What is reading comprehension?”

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i already said i was a man why is this still happening

I think this reply chain perfectly sums up the internet. I call it: “What is reading comprehension?”

(via dexbonus)

JFC I love Kevin Spacey. A great actor, a great impressionist, and way funnier than he probably ought to be. STOP IT KEVIN, YOU’RE MAKING THE REST OF THE WORLD LOOK BAD.

JFC I love Kevin Spacey. A great actor, a great impressionist, and way funnier than he probably ought to be. STOP IT KEVIN, YOU’RE MAKING THE REST OF THE WORLD LOOK BAD.

(Source: putonyourbathingsuits, via sirkemper)

"Jesus was a radical, non-violent revolutionary who hung around with lepers, hookers and crooks; wasn’t American and never spoke English; was anti-wealth, anti-death penalty, anti-public prayer (M 6:5), but was never anti-gay; never mentioned abortion or birth control; never called the poor ‘lazy’; never justified torture; never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes; never asked a leper for a co-pay; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, community-organizing, anti-slut-shaming, Middle Eastern Jew."

JOHN FUGELSANG (via mayahansens)

And this is why I badmouth zealotous Christians, but never bash the existance of Jesus. Because he was an OG civil rights activist, it’s just that the religion that diefies him distorts everything into horrible bullshit. Religion isn’t a bad thing, but the shit that is done in the name of religion often is.

It’s also why two of my best friends have been very religious Christians (one is even a missionary now), but both also understood that teachings and dogma have been distorted, and neither ever judged my life decisions. As the book even says, hate the sin, not the sinner. If you think homosexuality is a sin, so be it, but don’t hate on gay people because they practice it.

(Source: inothernews, via whitelightning14)

deanthedemon:

huggingsherlockinthetardis:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

Im so confused am i meant to add them iM SO CONFUSED

God dammit

This may be one of the greatest jokes I’ve ever laughed at. Well played. (spoiler for those that don’t get it in the tags)

deanthedemon:

huggingsherlockinthetardis:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

Im so confused am i meant to add them iM SO CONFUSED

God dammit

This may be one of the greatest jokes I’ve ever laughed at. Well played. (spoiler for those that don’t get it in the tags)

(via whitelightning14)

Tags: dr. seuss

whitelightning14:

littlesarge:

fuzzysgotathing:

shinobimagi:

torterrahs:

cornfucker:

fartiest:

thatblondeperson:

I’m blonde…and I can make an army of blonde people?

you know

…

Perfection. I live in the pokemon world and I’m OP as fuck

I’m a ninja wizard *drops mic*

Shinboi is literally the deviantart of super heroes

So Fuzzy is a fuzzy and he has this thing.
And I am pretty much The Atom with military training.

Why don’t cha take a guess? Tho I would like it if it was more thunderstorm side of lightning rather than mechanical.

I’m already named after this BAMF:

Who then turn into a fucking Oni, and becomes even more retarded awesome. What more do you want than a badass samurai that bends fire, ice and wind to his will?

whitelightning14:

littlesarge:

fuzzysgotathing:

shinobimagi:

torterrahs:

cornfucker:

fartiest:

thatblondeperson:

I’m blonde…and I can make an army of blonde people?

you know

Perfection. I live in the pokemon world and I’m OP as fuck

I’m a ninja wizard *drops mic*

Shinboi is literally the deviantart of super heroes

So Fuzzy is a fuzzy and he has this thing.

And I am pretty much The Atom with military training.

Why don’t cha take a guess? Tho I would like it if it was more thunderstorm side of lightning rather than mechanical.

I’m already named after this BAMF:

Who then turn into a fucking Oni, and becomes even more retarded awesome. What more do you want than a badass samurai that bends fire, ice and wind to his will?

(Source: zeekayart)

whitelightning14:

ofllamasandvideogames:

zferolie:

clauncher:

I saw someone say to do this so i did this

HAHAHAHAHA

This one’s even better.

The captain will be in it. Don’t worry.

Dammit, now I want a playable Ralph. Screw Falcon.

whitelightning14:

ofllamasandvideogames:

zferolie:

clauncher:

I saw someone say to do this so i did this

HAHAHAHAHA

This one’s even better.

The captain will be in it. Don’t worry.

Dammit, now I want a playable Ralph. Screw Falcon.

(via pyroswegotthose)

Recently downloaded the demo of Tearaway on my Vita, and something really struck me. Not the visuals, which are great, or the cute story style. Something way more subtle. Watch the first 50 seconds and see if you can catch it.

Did you see it? Something so innocuous, and yet pretty powerful to many people. When showing the standard gender cutouts you see on bathroom doors and such, it asks you “Would you prefer to be addressed as male or female?” Basically Media Molecule found a very nice way to acknowledge the trans community without making it overt or intrusive. Good on you MM. This is how you do inclusion right without making it heavy handed or poorly represented. 

southpauz:

"You’re so innocent!"

You’d think so, wouldn’t you…

This is totally me. Except the no swearing part. I have the mouth of a fucking sailor. But man, the shit that goes on in my head would disturb people. :D

(via whitelightning14)

My Watch_Dogs experience in a nutshell.

First Ubisoft lost my order from May 1st when I used my promo code for buying an EVGA GTX 770. After dealing with the idiots at support, game was added to my account 5 minutes before it’s actual launch. Cue waiting for it to download, which it failed to complete doing twice, both at 100%. Second time I had to shut down uPlay and relaunch for it to realize “oh, I guess I’m done.”

Finally start game up, click start new game, crash. Try again, crash. Repeat three times before looking online for possible solution. Only find "don’t install to Program Files (x86) folder" which, fyi, is the uPlay default location. So I try to move the files to fake a reinstall, which it won’t let me, so cue another download to a new location on my SSD. Still crashes. Third attempt at download to my HD, more annoyance with download failures, still fucking crashing.

Off to a smashing start, aren’t we Ubisoft? If my top of the line computer can’t run this piece of shit, I dread how it’ll work on lower end machines, if at all.

Sidenote: Holy fuck the new version of uPlay looks like spunk covered shit. Here, have this irritating forced Facebook integration shit you can’t turn of or remove!

loltaku:

If you ever wanted a more concise take-down of Kotaku, this works.

How did he never bring up the point that every one of those images used in the video have Brian fucking Ashcroft as the author? I actually went to that shit site years ago, and Ashcroft was the sole reason I couldn’t tolerate it anymore. Even in shit he didn’t write he’d troll the comments with half truths, misinformation, and straight up lies on subjects. Often times issues I had done ACTUAL RESEARCH on, and knew he was goddam wrong. But yet, I butted heads with him so often the cuntbag banned me.

And for that I am thankful. I never had to suffer the shitstorm Kotaku is today, other than my friends doing shit like making up bogus stories for them.

(via sirkemper)

lacigreen:

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

want all my babes to know.

Apparently my parents were EMTs in another life, because this is basically what they told me when I was a teen. “We can’t control your life, but if you do try drugs, just remember what it was and don’t tell lie to us, you won’t be in trouble for taking them, you will be for lying.”

(via dexbonus)

The Pitfalls of Steam’s Greenlight and Early Access Programs

Recently, the developer of Towns announced he was officially abandoning the game, which went through Steam’s Greenlight system before Early Access was a thing. The problem is news outlets carried this story, and the outcry against Steam’s programs is palpable. Which personally, I find super confusing. Why is Steam being blamed, not the developer, and why is the finger even being pointed?

First let’s address the elephant in the room: Yes, Steam’s Greenlight and Early Access programs are riddled with exploitive examples, games that should not be on the system and/or will never be completed. This is only half Steam’s fault, for when they did run quality control on titles being released, the community complained that the trickle was too slow, and that the voting didn’t have enough impact on releases. Responding, Steam turned to a more voting central acceptance system, and the deluge we’re currently experiencing is due to this. Who is to blame, Steam for not sticking to their guns, or the community for pestering the shit out of them to change it? I’m not going to pick a side in this one, because both arguments have issues.

What really needs to be addressed is this, the fault of the whole situation as it is now is in the hands of you, the consumer. I consider myself a very cautious consumer, making sure I want something before I purchase it. I own over 300 PCs games, and the number of regretable purchases can be counted on one hand; not counting gifts, because I can’t control those. Deadlight, Mirror’s Edge, and Legend of Dungeon are the only games I regret buying because I listened to recommendations from friends without considering differences in tastes. Yet, I constantly hear the claim that people having given up on Early Access or Greenlight because they have ‘tons of games’ from those sections that are incomplete. That is your fault, you bought them. You made poor choices and didn’t research them. I own a few games that have been abandoned too, the difference is I still enjoyed the time I spent with them and it more than paid for itself.

As a consumer you should have a reasonable exchange rate of enjoyment to dollars spent. Mine is a simple conversion of equivalent media, the movies. So a game must grant at least 1 hour of enjoyment per $5 I spent buying it. Some games merely meet this bar, most absolutely destroy it. Keep in mind I bolded the word enjoyment for a reason. I fully understand when you spend money on a game and don’t enjoy a minute of it. Deadlight is my perfect example of this. I only spent $5 and it took 4 hours to beat, but I hated every minute of it and only slogged through in the hope it’d get better. So I spent $5 and wasted 4 hours of my time.

The moral of the story/rant here is that if you have an issue with Early Access or Greenlight, take a look at yourself first. If you’re buying up anything you think might eventually have promise but isn’t currently worth a damn, that is your fault. You bought something on premise. This is the same as preordering games. Be a smarter consumer and you will have far less to complain about.

whitelightning14:

gamefreaksnz:

Transistor release date confirmed, pre-orders available now

Supergiant Games has confirmed that Transistor will be released on May 20th on both the PlayStation 4 and the PC.

View trailer here.

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

ALREADY BOUGHT IT. ALSO HYPED. WISH SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE UNLOCKED EARLY.

LCS Relegations

Okay, I gave it a day for people that didn’t watch it to find out (plus I was out all day due to birfgay):

HOLY FUCKING CRAP PR0LLY IS BACK. BEST PRESENT EVER.

Seriously, I fucking love that man, he was my favorite player outside TheOddOne, both of whom I love because they’re so damn weird. Though Pr0lly is far less awkward.